通话

今天，
电话响了.....

A：Chef ， i urgent now , and my bread finish already . Can you prepare some for me , i have a guests waiting now . How fast you can give me ah ?

H：1 minute also can , 10 minute also can . Depends for you .

A：Wooo.... chef you so nice ! Yesterday i call also , but don't know which chef tell me need to wait 15 minute ! Eh...Chef , but this two got what difference ah ?

H：Cook or no cook .

A：......... CHEF ! Are you playing me ? What cook or no cook ?? (语气开始很重了....）

H：Not ! Is SERIOUS ! Logic right ? 1 minute the food of course is no cook lah , but you want faster , i can give you the raw one .

A： OK ! Then give me the 10 minute one . I WANT COOK FOOD !（对方试图冷静的对我说）

H：OK ! But i need to tell you , here is main kitchen , don't have bread , if you want bread , you need call pastry .

A：..............(3秒过后。。。。）*$%@#%%&%^*@##fgh@#@#%^ (一堆粗话）